“Stayin’ Inside” by the Bee Gees and Joy
Well, you can tell by the way I cannot walk
I’m a baby girl, and I cannot talk
My voice is loud and bottle warm
I’ve been passed around since I was born
But now it’s all right, that’s okay
You may play with me all day
We can try to understand
The Tiger King’s effect on man
Whether you’re my sister or whether you’re my sitter
You’re stayin’ inside, stayin’ inside
Feel the country breakin’ and Fox News a fakin’
But were stayin inside, stayin’ inside
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ inside, stayin’ inside
Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin’ insi-i-i-ide
Well, we got eggs and we got dye
But we have no Angel Soft, we really tried
Got some baby wipes for my poo
I’m a baby girl, and I just can’t lose
You know, it’s all right, it’s okay
I’ll live to see another day
I can try to suck my thumb
I like New York Times’ effect on Trump
Whether you’re a cousin or whether you’re a buzzin’
Happy birthday Eileen, happy birthday Eileen
Have a happy birthday and have a happy Earth Day
You are stayin’ Eileen, stayin’ Eileen
Ah, ah, ah, ah, we love you Eileen, love you Eileen
Ah, ah, ah, ah, happy birthday, Eileeeen!
Oh
I’m goin’ nowhere, somebody help me
Instacart help me, yeah
I’m drivin’ nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
I’m stayin’ insi-i-i-i-de
Joy Elizabeth 